Asked by Anonymous
This is our ultimate, final, end-all statement on this matter. It goes out to all you who are thinking about messaging us with your own number. Here we go:
The average dick length is anywhere from 5 to 7 inches. It’s cool if you’re more, it’s fine if you’re less. SIZE DOES NOT MATTER. It’s all in how you use it. You can have a 9-incher, but if you’re just going to slap it around, we won’t be impressed. End of story.
Asked by Anonymous
Unfortunately, no. This blog is as real as our orgasms… you know, very real. Most of it comes from things we’ve actually said to each other, and some are suggestions. This is our real lives, something you wouldn’t wish on your worst enemy ;)
—Kitty-Kat & Mini Mich
You probably (hopefully) have noticed our absence over the past week or so, and we didn’t want you all to think we forgot about you— we could never do that!
We’ve been using picnik.com to make our photos, but the site was shut down a couple weeks ago. Because of this, we’ve been trying to figure out how/where else we can craft our #HGPs. Thank you for bearing with us and sticking around. You guys are awesome, and we love your support. Keep the submits coming so we can give you an orgasmic crop of new #hornygirlproblems soon!
With so much love,
Kitty-Kat & Mini-Mich
Asked by Anonymous
Dear God, yes.
kaitosicecreamismelting reblogged this from problemsofahornygirl and added:
………………….. why would this be in the ice cream tag.
But… this is quite obviously about ice cream. That’s the point; it’s not semen, it’s just chocolate! God forbid we would have any sort of sexual encounter with a man!
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